Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Recruits

Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection.

"Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! "

"Yes, sir" the young man answered.

"Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.I again

"Yes, sir!"

"And that hair- dont they have barbershops where you came from?"

"Yes, sir", answered the recruit.

"So why didnt you get a haircut?"

"I was saving up for shoes, sir!"

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